No vacuuming. None.

By Friday, March 10, 2017 0 No tags Permalink 0

On March 7th, I had a hysterectomy. Several of you shared with me your experiences after having your hysterectomy and I appreciate your willingness to share. However, many of you said that you were up & about a mere 2 days afterward. Some claimed they were vacuuming and doing dishes, laundry, etc.

Y’all. No.

You have a memory issue. Ya know, like when you have a baby and it’s the most painful thing ever but a few months later someone asks you about your labor and you’re like “oh it wasn’t bad at all!” You all have that.

This hurts. I feel like a was in a fight with Muhammad Ali. I am filled with air and slowly getting rid of it but when I pass gas, I also pee myself. No one mentioned that part. My biggest accomplishment so far…I walked to the bathroom without holding on to my husband.

So, in conclusion…y’all have no idea what you’re talking about. But I love you anyway. Time for a pain pill.

Dr. Seuss 2017

By Thursday, March 2, 2017 0 No tags Permalink 0

Oh man, I’m tired.
Today wore me out.
How many times can I say,
“Please, don’t shout.”
We read lots of books
written by Dr. Seuss,
But if I read one more
my head will pop loose!
Today was great fun!
Happy birthday, Dr. S.
But I’m glad it’s over
’cause I need some rest!

Nutella is life

By Wednesday, March 1, 2017 0 No tags Permalink 0

Pretty sure this could be my kid.

Posted by Fashion on Friday, December 30, 2016